1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:09,120 And we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:16,340 Welcome to the naughtiest show on television. Coming to you live from 3 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:17,340 Corinium Studios. 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,100 Uncensored. Tonight we'll be bringing you the stories they don't want you to 5 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:25,720 hear. We name the breakfast television presenter who's been staying up late 6 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,679 Ladies of the Night. 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,840 And as rumours circulate about a famous pop star's homosexuality, our celebrity 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,840 panel wonders. 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,600 You are the poofs of pop. 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:39,380 But first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium for our beloved 11 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,800 Lord Battingham. Fuck you! 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,720 Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident. 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:56,480 Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss. He was our family. 14 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:21,230 But it takes more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony batting him down. 15 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:28,590 Help me. 16 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:58,290 All I needed was the love you gave. 17 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:02,450 All I needed for another day. 18 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,890 And all I ever... 19 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,460 How long does this drive? 20 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,180 Oh, my God. 21 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,160 Look at the size of this place. 22 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:40,980 Welcome to Bella Vista. 23 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,970 Val's had a ride. on this since we moved to Green Lawns. It's nice though, being 24 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:49,090 right here in Penscom, near Rupert and you lot. We've brought us some new 25 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,610 costumes. Ah, well Val's got some rules. 26 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:55,890 No running, pushing, ducking, bombing, or skinny dipping. 27 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:57,870 What about heavy petting? 28 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:00,090 Go for your life. I'll just keep the cosies on. 29 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:07,850 Here they are. 30 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:10,390 I invited the polo team there for some swimming. 31 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,140 Well, it's a bloody circus. 32 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,060 You all right, lads? 33 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:18,820 Ready? 34 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,960 Sebi and Dom Carlisle. People call them the Heavenly Twins, although they're not 35 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,620 identical. Sebi is Tora, and apparently Dom is... Oh. 36 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,080 Where's the pool, Mr Jones? 37 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,720 Follow me. 38 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,460 Welcome to Bella Vista. 39 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:45,350 We called it Bella Vista because it means nice view. 40 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:50,230 It's so wonderful to be able to stand at the bottom of one's drive and not be 41 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,230 able to see one's house. 42 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,310 Right, if you'd like to go through. 43 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:55,270 Shoes off, everyone, please. 44 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,370 Who's that having a go? 45 00:03:58,910 --> 00:04:02,450 One of Baz's stick chicks. I tell you what, Patrick, only let beautiful people 46 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,448 play polo. 47 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:06,650 Where'd they let you play then? I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets. 48 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:09,970 Patron? Is that how polo people say it? Yeah, I just give them a load of money 49 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,830 to sponsor the team and then they stick me on a pony and they set me up to score 50 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:13,830 goals and look good. 51 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,790 We're finally where we belong, aren't we, Fred Freds? 52 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:20,230 Hello. 53 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:29,570 It's so nice to have a man around the house. 54 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:33,840 Oh, so nice to have a man around the house. 55 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:39,860 Someone sweet who's glad he found you, who will put his arms around you, and 56 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,500 kisses just astound you. It's so nice. 57 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:46,920 Oh, a house is just a house without a man. 58 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,240 He's a necessary evil in your plan. 59 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:57,650 There are many things about him you just cannot do without him. Though it's just 60 00:04:57,650 --> 00:04:59,810 a constant game of cat and mouse. 61 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:04,670 It's so nice to have a man around the house. 62 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:14,130 Tacky? Hey, McAwee. 63 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:16,270 Uh, yes. 64 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:20,970 Prick me with a fork? 65 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:22,610 I'm done. 66 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,050 Brian. Ed. 67 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:26,249 Venture meeting. 68 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,950 Jacuzzi. Let's talk polo. 69 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,310 It's our first chance of making TV. 70 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:37,630 We're going to film the match, vlog the footage to the BBC, and show everyone 71 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:38,870 that Venture can cover sport. 72 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:43,510 Do people really want to watch polo? I love watching polo. It's the Russia Cup. 73 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,450 This has been held on the estates since 1874. 74 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,770 You sure you want me on telly on a horse? 75 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,170 Pony. What? 76 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,680 Anyway, with no bloody Rupert, our team's a man down. 77 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,480 Still no word from him. Or Cameron. 78 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,880 Not even a bloody phone call. It's pandemonium at Carinium. No, Cameron. 79 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,140 Tony's still off work after his accident. I'm in charge of everything. 80 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,400 But you're very strong. 81 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,320 I'm double -agenting Henry, remember. 82 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,699 Oh, yes. 83 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,360 Sorry, Charles, I hate to admit it, but I was under the impression we had 84 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,580 already won the franchise, huh? We won the right to compete against Perineum. 85 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:15,180 Jesus, Henry, it's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff. The Prime 86 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:18,180 really quite ticked off. The general election's days away and nobody's heard 87 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:21,140 from him. But last time he got himself lost in a sex marathon, he didn't come 88 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,140 for air for a month. 89 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,440 Devil take your holiness. 90 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,840 Thank you. 91 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:34,210 Lady Hampstire? Why not, Mrs Jones? Oh, no, please. 92 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:35,870 Call me Marcy. 93 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:40,230 Oh, have we told you that Wayne is starting Eton in September? 94 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,770 We're very proud of him. 95 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:46,910 How did he get in? Did Freddie donate a computer there? 96 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:49,970 Well, now he passed exam. 97 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:54,510 No! 98 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:06,070 war polo 99 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:34,850 I really didn't want to see my brother completely naked, but I saw the Carlisle 100 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:36,270 twins fit, so I'm taking that as a win. 101 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,870 I thought Sebby's really was nicer. 102 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,010 Have you thought I heard anything more from your Seb, Tag? Oh, he was never my 103 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:46,470 Seb. His letter was lovely and his new job sounds amazing. Dumped you in a 104 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:47,470 letter? What a shame. 105 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:51,030 Have you heard from Cameron since she's been off shagging Rupert? Dick, dick. 106 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,550 Tag? What's the matter? 107 00:07:58,630 --> 00:07:59,630 Um... 108 00:08:03,659 --> 00:08:04,660 Rupert kissed me. 109 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,480 Fucking fuck! What? 110 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,300 Where? In the kitchen. 111 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,720 No, I meant where did he kiss you? 112 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:12,200 Oh, on the mouth. 113 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,420 He said such lovely things and then the next day he just disappeared. 114 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,180 Oh, Doug. 115 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,760 He couldn't breathe without me. 116 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,000 I just don't believe he would say that and then just disappear. 117 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,480 It doesn't make sense. 118 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,680 Something awful must have happened. 119 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,280 I mean, bringing me here, keeping me safe. 120 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,600 That's just good manners. 121 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,560 Rupert, be serious for a moment. 122 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,180 I promise I'll protect you. 123 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,720 And I will. 124 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,020 Will you hide me here forever? 125 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,360 Well, we don't have to stay in Devon. 126 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,880 We're friends all over the world. 127 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,080 We keep moving. 128 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,320 Stay ahead of the game. Stay ahead of the game. 129 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:22,750 Really well, Dad. 130 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,250 We thought you were dead. 131 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,050 It'd be dark, Miller. Very invincible. 132 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,430 Thank you, Beatrice. 133 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,570 If you patch your belongings for school, the car will be waiting to take you 134 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:31,429 back, girls. 135 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,430 Archie, you'll go by train. 136 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:33,970 Listen to your mother. 137 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,770 Why, she'd thank you, darling. 138 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,230 You really don't remember anything. 139 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:45,150 No, I got to the police. It was a complete blight. 140 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,130 And she'd school me, you know. 141 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,720 No, it's very kind of you. Thanks for your answer. 142 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,040 Yes, 143 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,480 it's certainly very nice to be home. 144 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,760 I know, I know, I know. Quite the end of a serious cliffhanger. 145 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,820 Thank you. 146 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,800 Thank you so much. It's splendid to be back home with the family. 147 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,160 You too, Lady Gorsley. Thank you. Good night. 148 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,450 You should be heading up the wooden hill to Pepperture, Tony. 149 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,410 I'll redress your wound for you. 150 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,470 Let me look up down there. 151 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:27,970 No cigars. 152 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:32,130 Come on, dog. 153 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,680 I didn't play that. 154 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,140 I think she's gone back to America. 155 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,940 She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black. 156 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,180 And let me tell you. 157 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,200 From the moment he met Maude, he was infatuated. 158 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,060 Words started pouring out of him. Everything he ever wrote was for her. 159 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,200 This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him. 160 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,930 Anyone would think this was your biography, Declan. That's why it has to 161 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,150 who tells the Yates story. 162 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,890 Documentaries are normally so dry. 163 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:44,390 No offence, Mike. 164 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:49,650 Maude Gaughan married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates. What does 165 00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:50,650 Yates do? 166 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,750 Tries to seduce her daughter. 167 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,750 Sounds like EastEnders. 168 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,490 EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month. 169 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,970 Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities. 170 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,450 Whatever next? Joanna Lovely on plumbing. 171 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:09,950 Listen, we really do want your face back on the b -ball, boy. 172 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,950 Would you consider hosting Breakfast Time? 173 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,410 Frank Ball's on his way out. Right on to the mornings. 174 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:20,690 Can I say, Jeremy, this is exactly what the BBC Documentary Department are 175 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:21,690 looking for. 176 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,950 New formats bringing the wonders of the world to a wider audience. 177 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:30,070 Declan O 'Hara, Irish God, and British National Treasure. And who got his big 178 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,070 break at the BBC? 179 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,020 Look. It's relevant. 180 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,500 It's noisy. It's informative. 181 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,560 But gripping. Homework becomes entertainment. 182 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,460 A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way. 183 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:27,720 Your love is king Crown you in my heart Your love is king Your love is 184 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,860 king Your love is 185 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:38,750 king I blink and you miss me, 186 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:39,770 right? 187 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:43,410 I mean... You don't have to be kind, Declan. 188 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,850 I really appreciate you coming. 189 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:54,230 House falling apart without me, is it? It's quite, sir. 190 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,450 Hey! 191 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,790 I mean, the kids seem okay. 192 00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,070 Sure, why wouldn't they be? 193 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,270 You're doing a play. We're all very happy for you. 194 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,610 They've offered me the tour. 195 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:06,830 Right. 196 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,020 But, couldn't you? 197 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,520 But I really want to come home once we've finished in London. Oh, thank God. 198 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,600 But I meant what I said, Dylan. 199 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,680 I need to keep working. 200 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,020 Understood. 201 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,940 Are you dancing? 202 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,780 You ask him. 203 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,240 Never stopped us before. 204 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:15,820 Making me dance Inside 205 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:22,600 Touching the very part of me 206 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:29,480 It's making my soul sing Tearing the very heart of me I'm crying out for 207 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,480 more 208 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:48,110 I had a meeting with Jeremy Bonnington earlier. 209 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:52,730 The BBC are interested in turning the Yates biography into a documentary. 210 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:57,730 What? I really want to film it in Sligo. 211 00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,750 And I'm playing Walt Garn, right? 212 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,950 If you were a wet dance star now, I couldn't afford it. Stay, you have more 213 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:05,950 do than me. 214 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,109 Oh, my God, the Christmas tree. 215 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,700 I like the Christmas tree. 216 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,839 What do you think of the new ending? 217 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,339 Hmm. 218 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:29,440 Yeah. I mean, it was sacrilegious, but it gave a new meaning, I suppose. You 219 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,620 fucking bullshitter! 220 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:36,850 The only thing that producers haven't changed is the ending. She still leaves 221 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,610 her husband and children for a better life, but you wouldn't know that. Just 222 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:45,330 you didn't know, the Christmas tree fell over tonight because you didn't watch 223 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,249 the play. 224 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,450 Maud. Get out. 225 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:51,470 Listen, the meeting has ran over. I had every intention of going to... Don't 226 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,010 fucking get out! Maud. Get out! Come on! Please, don't. 227 00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:56,510 Just get out! Just fucking get out! 228 00:17:58,830 --> 00:17:59,830 Maud. 229 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,490 Maud. 230 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Ladies. 231 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,080 Is that Terry Wogan? 232 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,410 Sorry I'm late, darling. 233 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,210 I've had a terrible headache. 234 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 the fuck is this? 235 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,260 I'm giving you a choice. 236 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600 A choice? 237 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,900 I tried to kill you, Tony. 238 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,820 Well, because I hurt you and you were defending yourself, we both got a little 239 00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:47,820 carried away. 240 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:53,080 I lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship. 241 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,840 I could have you punished. 242 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,800 Sent you to prison. 243 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,460 Can't imagine America walking back after that. 244 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,180 But then I thought of the alternative. 245 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,860 And that is? 246 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:07,810 Forgiveness. 247 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:13,470 I've already told the police. I don't remember anything. If you stay with 248 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:19,510 Corinne, stay with me, I'll remember it was a simple accident. 249 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:25,990 I love you, Cameron. 250 00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:28,930 No, you don't love me. 251 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,970 You just want to be Rupert. 252 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,120 Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 253 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,960 Which one of you greased the front steps? 254 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,840 Seriously, do be careful entering and exiting the building. My little slip 255 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,880 have been far, far worse. 256 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,880 Thank goodness for Miss Madden. 257 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,200 Joyce, I can almost trust you to catch me when I fall. 258 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:32,880 I would like to welcome back Cameron Cook, who's been taking time away to 259 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,880 the opposition. 260 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,920 Her first -class espionage means we are now fully abreast. 261 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,820 of Ventura's plans and are ready to knock them out of the competition. 262 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:45,920 Thank you, Miss Cook. There are no lengths you won't go in order to keep 263 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,420 Carinium, this franchise bid, and all our livelihoods safe. 264 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,040 Let us make no mistake. 265 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,880 We are under attack. 266 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:06,580 Ventura, led by Rupert Campbell Black. 267 00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:11,810 And Declan O 'Hara will continue to solicit employees from our ranks to 268 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:12,950 confidential information. 269 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:17,790 Those Venturer gangsters have no scruples. 270 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,530 So be on your guard. 271 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,250 Trust no one. 272 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,770 Charles, where's Charles Fairbairn? 273 00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,130 Here, Tony. 274 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:31,230 Charles has done a fantastic job covering Cameron's role whilst he's been 275 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,310 so thank you, Charles. 276 00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:36,790 Now! Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored is demolishing the competition. 277 00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:42,410 The teams are gearing up to shoot Series 3 of Four Men Went to Moe in September. 278 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:48,430 Master Dog will be back, bigger and parkier than ever, with James Verica 279 00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:49,430 presenting duties. 280 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:55,330 1987 is a franchise year, ladies and gentlemen, and we are at war. 281 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,730 An eye for an eye. 282 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,970 We'll take their fucking heads off! 283 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,770 Rupert. Sorry, Tag, not now. 284 00:24:39,830 --> 00:24:41,250 Battingham found out about Cameron and me. 285 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:45,570 She thought he was going to kill her, so she walloped him. Shame she didn't 286 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,370 succeed. That's why we had to get away. 287 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:51,450 She was in danger. I had to protect her, but he found us. 288 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,050 So why has she gone back to him? I don't know. She just got into the helicopter. 289 00:24:55,650 --> 00:24:56,770 Doesn't seem like Cameron. 290 00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:58,450 She's such a tough cookie. 291 00:24:58,650 --> 00:24:59,650 She was scared of him. 292 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,410 We've... We've got to get her out of there. 293 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,670 Well, she's a big girl. 294 00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:07,010 She's gone back to him. Then we've got to accept her. 295 00:25:07,330 --> 00:25:10,510 No, it's not like that. There's got to be something else going on. You're 296 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,290 Rupert. She's definitely Team Carinium. 297 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:14,630 She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened. 298 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:16,670 And there's something else. 299 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:20,310 Tony says that we're now filming the polo match on Sunday. 300 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:25,350 No, we're filming the polo match on Sunday. Sorry, Declan, it's all set. 301 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,450 Carinium are filming the polo too. 302 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:32,410 Well, let's get ready for a fight. 303 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:41,460 Morning. Hello. 304 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,560 Hmm. 305 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:45,560 We've become a blog. Welcome to Venture. Mike Maples. Oh. 306 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880 Excited to be here. 307 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:51,820 You ready? Well, I left behind regular hours and a BBC pension to work for my 308 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,320 Broadcasting Heroes renegade production company. 309 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:57,080 I've never been so poor or so happy. 310 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,350 Okay? Make the work done right away. 311 00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:22,090 Cameron. 312 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,310 Beautiful day for it. 313 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:29,270 Let's have a fair fight. 314 00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:31,670 Let the best team win. 315 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,810 You can make television without being a cunt, Tony. 316 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,870 It's not really so much fun, though, is it? 317 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:41,990 Go on, Cameron. 318 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,110 What are you doing? I'm staying ahead of the game. 319 00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:49,490 Come on, lads. 320 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:51,810 It's time for David to pick a lie at that. 321 00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:13,750 Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. 322 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,860 To the song they're playing on the radio. 323 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,960 If you say run, I'll run with you. 324 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,120 If you say hide, we'll hide. 325 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:45,280 Because my love for you would break my heart in two. 326 00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:48,050 We'll be right back. 327 00:28:23,679 --> 00:28:24,679 What? 328 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,320 This is my new favourite sport. 329 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,960 There's no one actually here to watch polo, they're here to watch each other. 330 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,720 Has Rupert said anything? 331 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,080 I don't say he wants to get Cameron back. 332 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,980 Well, there's complicated men to fall in love with. 333 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:55,610 Polo Polo, the sport of kings. 334 00:28:55,950 --> 00:29:00,450 Four players per team, four chukkas per game, seven minutes per chukka. Look at 335 00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:01,349 all the pretty horses. 336 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:03,090 Let's horse around. Horse play. 337 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:04,830 Par for the horse. 338 00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:07,030 Ponies. Can I get some water, please? 339 00:29:07,270 --> 00:29:09,110 What? They're called ponies, Jim. 340 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:10,510 I thought ponies were baby horses. 341 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:11,870 Apparently not. 342 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:12,889 Stupid game. 343 00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:13,890 Stand by to record. 344 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,550 Floor standing by. 345 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:18,190 Waiting for shot to clear. We ready? 346 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:22,190 Chukka, chukka, chukka. Chukka car, chukka car. Okay, on camera one and 347 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:26,280 Did you know, James, that polo is the oldest ball sport in the world, dating 348 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,740 back to 600 BC? 349 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,120 Yes, Sarah, I did. 350 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,260 Now, viewers at home will be wondering why you're wearing that rather fetching 351 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,420 jumpsuit. Are you auditioning for Treasure Hunt? 352 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,220 Yucky! 353 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:42,740 I'm so sorry, oh my God. 354 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,820 Polo Ralph Lauren! We have BC standing by to take over. 355 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:48,740 Did you strip James off? 356 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,240 Oh, she's already on it. 357 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,460 Not all my trousers. 358 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,640 Maybe in the van. 359 00:29:56,660 --> 00:30:00,840 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final of the Russia Cup at the estate of 360 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,840 Lord and Lady Hampshire. 361 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,820 We have four -time winners and last year's champions, the Remington 362 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,680 playing against newcomers, the Jones Jets. 363 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:12,960 The match is about to start. 364 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280 Stand by. 365 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,100 Let's rock and roll! 366 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,390 Go on, buddy! 367 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:50,790 Go on, buddy! 368 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,630 What on earth is that woman doing? 369 00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:17,950 Her high heels are stuck in the mud, Gwendolyn. 370 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,110 She looks as though she needs to go to the moon. 371 00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:24,510 I'll get you some champagne. 372 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,630 It's wonderful to see you out and about again, Monica. 373 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:31,510 Tony's accident must have been very hard on you. 374 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,190 We're all soldiering on now. 375 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:39,450 Do let Hermione and me know if we can help at all. 376 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,570 We'll come out, big girls. Look out for one another. 377 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:48,160 Well, I must say, Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler seat. 378 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:51,900 Ah, Sarah has a surprise for us after the final chukka, Reverend Penny. Enjoy 379 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:53,500 that. Ooh, what's the surprise? 380 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,280 It wouldn't be a fucking surprise if I told you, would it? 381 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,440 Now let's enjoy these fools getting beat. 382 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,640 We're right back in it now, pushing hard. 383 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,100 We like to play from the trees, but Johnny has said it, half in between each 384 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,100 other. 385 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,160 That's one. 386 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:08,780 That's one. 387 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,779 That's it. 388 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,000 And that's a goal. 389 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:23,610 With the score now at one goal apiece, it makes it even Stevens at the end of 390 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,610 the second chucker. 391 00:32:25,170 --> 00:32:29,890 My lords, ladies and gentlemen, please take to the pitch for David Snappy. 392 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,330 Oh, sorry, sorry. 393 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:35,369 Come here. 394 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,530 Sorry. He just loves telly. 395 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:39,910 Which play do you want? 396 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:41,349 Uh, Carinium. 397 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:42,710 Hello. I'm Carinium. Ah. 398 00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:45,930 Is Master Dog coming back? 399 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,130 Of course. 400 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320 Are you thinking of entering? 401 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,339 Oh, no. 402 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,760 David does not enjoy the spotlight. 403 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,360 I like having my belly rubbed in front of Knott's Landing. 404 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,740 Don't we all, David? 405 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,220 David Balwawi, if you please. 406 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,380 Would you like to watch the filming with me? 407 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,539 Could we? 408 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,760 That's awfully kind of you. 409 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,600 Charles, there they are. 410 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,540 Murphy, short for Caroline. 411 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:14,900 Sweaty work. 412 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,820 back to mine and have a long shower. 413 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400 Who with? 414 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,760 Me or my brother? 415 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:25,080 We know you've been bonking both of us. 416 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:26,820 Don't play a player, mate. 417 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,060 It's like West Side Story. 418 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,220 The two different sides coming together. 419 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,680 Yeah, I guess it is. 420 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,460 Do you go both ways then? 421 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,320 Oh, I just... 422 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440 Like that. 423 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,160 A lot. Oh. 424 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 I haven't done it yet. 425 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:55,260 I really want to, though. 426 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,400 All set for the big surprise, team? 427 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,420 Ready for the grand finale? 428 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,760 Mm -hmm. 429 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,060 I can't wait to come and see you tonight. 430 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,440 Tonight can't come soon enough. 431 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,719 Is Rupert the daddy or is it James? 432 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,920 We've been running to the ladies at work. 433 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,800 The men around you may not have realised, but that's men. 434 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,500 Right. 435 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800 Ready for launch. 436 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,880 Sarah's so excited she could burst. 437 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,640 Smile. We're going to be in Tatler. 438 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,240 No, come on, crack it. Little distance. 439 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,460 That's enough, thank you. 440 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,840 Let's get you up then, Sarah. 441 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,140 We discussed it. It's really very simple. 442 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:14,560 You jump out of the plane, the parachute pops open. You just float like a little 443 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,080 butterfly. Thrilling. Down into the field, everyone on the floor is lovely 444 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,080 lonely. 445 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,160 No problem. No. 446 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,060 Come on. 447 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,460 We'll look after her. Good luck. 448 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,220 Tony, I'm pregnant. 449 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,260 Ah, speak up, woman. 450 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:34,620 I'm pregnant. 451 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:40,360 Oh, you are the face of two primetime television shows. This is huge. 452 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:42,540 Well, 453 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,240 we'll have to start auditioning for replacements on Monday, don't you agree? 454 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,580 Come along, then. Let's get you off on the plane. 455 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,160 No, I can't. 456 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,620 Tony, I can't. 457 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:55,500 I have four camera crews, 12 photographers, the whole of Russia 458 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,500 fucking surprise. 459 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,840 Who's going to jump out of the bloody plane, then? 460 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:22,210 They can't do it. They're struggling to get hold of him and he's still there. 461 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:25,790 Campbell back, going right back, he's going to have the ball, he's got to go, 462 00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:26,910 he's got to do it. 463 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,480 And a lager for Mr Jones, please. 464 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,740 He looks thirsty. 465 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,000 Can you put it in there for me? 466 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,400 I can't stop thinking about you. 467 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:14,420 Me too. 468 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,240 It's like a beautiful dream. 469 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,800 Didn't he do well? 470 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,340 He was wonderful. 471 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,540 Well played, Freddie. 472 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:44,900 Oh, I worried he was too tubby for polo. Hey, that poor Oggs. 473 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:48,920 Could you take a picture of this? Give the camera to Mrs. Vericar. 474 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,820 OK. I'm not great with these. 475 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,259 Let's go. 476 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:53,260 Thank you. 477 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,140 Cheers. Cheers. 478 00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:58,460 Love, love. 479 00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,720 Come on. Sharon. 480 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,820 Lizzie. No, no, Freddie. 481 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,360 You've walked off without a camera. 482 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,460 Oh, God, sorry. 483 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:24,240 I think it's best we keep away from each other. 484 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,060 It's going to be quite hard. 485 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,380 Us being neighbours now and everything. 486 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,520 It's hurting my heart. 487 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,110 My lords and ladies and gentlemen, for some quiet, please. 488 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:55,350 We are delighted as ever to host you all here in the grounds of our humble home. 489 00:38:55,470 --> 00:39:00,270 And this year with even more joy in our hearts than usual, because... The day 490 00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:03,970 Hermione and I thought would never arrive is finally on the horizon. After 491 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:09,790 sterling work for the spastics and rebuilding that school in Ghana, our 492 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,730 Caroline is getting married. 493 00:39:13,850 --> 00:39:15,450 We are delighted. 494 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,500 To announce the engagement of our daughter, Caroline Margaret. 495 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:21,420 Yes. 496 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,600 To Mr. 497 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,280 Gerald Middleton. Come up, Gerald. 498 00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,480 To Gerald and Muffy, everyone. 499 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,480 Well, personally, may I say how fabulous it is to have you back at the helm, 500 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,420 Tony. Stronger than ever. And the worst for my little adventure. 501 00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:01,700 Ah, yes. And before Carinium's big surprise today, just to confirm for some 502 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:07,220 concerned viewers at home, this was an accident. It wasn't due to any foul 503 00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:10,680 I slipped on the steps outside Carinium entirely my own fault. 504 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,420 Perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues. Well, thank you for putting 505 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,160 all our minds at rest. And cut. 506 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,520 Terrific, Tony. Well done. Excellent. Thanks, 507 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,480 Tony. 508 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,610 Glad we got the truth on record. 509 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,010 No threat of police for me. 510 00:40:26,230 --> 00:40:27,830 No public scandal for you. 511 00:40:28,130 --> 00:40:29,130 Win -win, right? 512 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:53,240 You stayed ahead of the game. 513 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,660 I did. 514 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,380 There it is. 515 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,360 Mikey, 516 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,560 Mikey, shoot it. Right. 517 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,160 Roll on the parachute. 518 00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:14,530 And the behind -the -scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to 519 00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:17,750 see. As a Carinium employee humiliates himself. 520 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,940 after crash -landing his parachute into a tree. 521 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,880 Poor chap. I hope he's all right. 522 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,980 In the ITV franchise battle between television titan Carinium and the newly 523 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:32,400 formed Venturer television, it was Venturer who won the day. 524 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,860 What? 525 00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:36,340 May I speak with you, Tony? 526 00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:39,220 Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah. 527 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:43,560 If you want to keep your job, your little inconvenience needs to be flushed 528 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,560 away. It's yours. 529 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,880 It's your baby, Tony. 530 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:00,260 Long day. 531 00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:05,020 Long day, darling. 532 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,040 What's for dinner? 533 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:12,220 I have to admit, today was embarrassing. 534 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920 Oh, darling, I'm sorry. 535 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,100 Not for me. 536 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,300 For you. 537 00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:22,750 You let her humiliate you in front of our friends, in front of your children. 538 00:43:24,830 --> 00:43:30,230 I defied my father and my whole family when I agreed to exchange this house for 539 00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:32,770 your surname, Tony. There will be no more lies. 540 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,410 Or I will hurt you. 541 00:43:36,310 --> 00:43:38,090 Far more than any mistress ever could. 542 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:42,570 You want to win so badly. 543 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:46,550 You make yourself very easy to beat. 544 00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:50,190 Come on, dog. 545 00:43:53,790 --> 00:44:00,770 Why didn't you 546 00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:04,450 tell me you were Jerry's chum? I just can't believe it. There's going to be a 547 00:44:04,450 --> 00:44:07,710 proper little gang, the three of us. Well, the four of us. 548 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:11,170 This must be what love does to you. I'd completely forgotten about David. 549 00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:13,650 I'm just not mounting Gertrude in the garden. 550 00:44:18,330 --> 00:44:23,130 You should have told me she was Henry's daughter. Sorry, Charles, I wanted to 551 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:24,130 speak to you first. 552 00:44:24,170 --> 00:44:25,270 And tell me you're into Muffy. 553 00:44:28,470 --> 00:44:29,470 I like her. 554 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:31,730 You think it'll work? 555 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,670 Our plan. 556 00:44:33,950 --> 00:44:35,050 Worth a try, isn't it? 557 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:39,170 They're very exciting, the last two chuckers. I've played some chuckers in 558 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:40,170 life. 559 00:44:40,290 --> 00:44:41,350 Thank you, Angel. 560 00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:45,010 We did it. 561 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:46,790 You did it. 562 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,290 Where did you manage to hold your nerve? 563 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:54,670 I held on to Rupert and waited until Tony publicly absolved me. 564 00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:57,190 If he goes to the police now, he'll just look foolish. 565 00:44:57,550 --> 00:45:00,810 Tony would never let that happen. We better be careful. He'll be out for 566 00:45:01,810 --> 00:45:03,070 Glad you got out alive, though. 567 00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:06,370 Well, I got out alive, but without my car or my apartment. 568 00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:09,410 Well, you're coming to live with me. 569 00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:12,930 Penscom Court. 570 00:45:13,490 --> 00:45:14,490 You mean that? 571 00:45:32,450 --> 00:45:37,210 Cool. You know what, I'll just, um... Be back in a sec. 572 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,440 Need to explain. 573 00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,120 Cameron came to me for protection. 574 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,880 I had to get her away quickly, keep her safe from Tony, do the right thing. 575 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:11,320 I'm trying to behave honourably. 576 00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:17,580 Did you sleep with her immediately or did you honorably hold off for one 577 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:20,020 I was already sleeping with Cameron before I kissed you. Well, then you 578 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,820 shouldn't have kissed me. No, I shouldn't have kissed you. 579 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:34,380 Drew, what everyone says about you, you aren't capable of love. 580 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,700 Terry. Please, get out of my kitchen. 581 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:06,680 People say that life isn't a fairy tale, that happy ever after doesn't exist. 582 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:11,240 But what if you just haven't found the person who'll give you your happy 583 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,040 It's up to you to give yourself the love you deserve. 584 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:26,380 However, be prepared, with love may also come war, and every war has its 585 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,380 casualties. 586 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960 What's peculiar? 587 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,640 Dogs? 588 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,120 Get the fuck out of my house. 589 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,120 You know it's only a matter of time before he did Shishi Cameron. 590 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:02,300 Six days, six weeks. 591 00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:06,340 He might even keep you six months to venture off finally. 592 00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:09,100 Don't get the franchise, then he'll kick you out like all the rest. 593 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,780 Why are you here, Tony? 594 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:16,660 I brought you a housewarming present. 595 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,900 I don't need evidence to punish you. 596 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,440 The retribution I had planned will be far more painful.